Coconut and Salmon met along the tide.
“Foolish fish,” said coconut, “come join me for the ride.
“I’ve traveled for so many miles, and all I get is love and smiles,
“The moment I dropped off the tree,
“they just can’t get enough of me.
“You flip and flop, are snared by bears,
“And in the end, who even cares?
“Don’t you see, just float with me, you’ll be the cream of cream.”
The salmon said, “No thank you sir, I’d rather swim upstream.”